Friday, October 19, 2007

Post Seven

The punishment of those who do not believe is taught in both books. Some is standard-burning in hell. Some in the Koran are new and unusual to the western world. There are eternal consequences, as well as finite ones in this world. For a hell description" Sura 10:4 (last part of the verse. The "Him" is Allah, although in actuality, it is Mohammed. Some suras discuss that if you reject some of the messengers but still believe in the almighty it isn't enough.)
"Those who reject Him will have draughts of boiling fluids, and a Penalty grievous, because they did reject Him." Coffee anyone? Hot tea or cocoa?

A few days and Suras later, I found more. The following was my response to this.
Oh, the thoughtfulness of the Father! For those whose lips have not named Mohammed as God's Messenger, the Koran declares (10:4), He will provide draughts of boiling fluids. Verses 16 and 17 of Sura 14 explain more. Though the water was fetid, it was boiling, (thus purging the impurities from it and making it safe for us to drink.) And I was worried that I'd have nothing to quench my thirst from the fire! We'll sip it in gulps. Since we'll never be near swallowing it down, it must replenish, to have an endless supply. Just consider the varieties: chicken broth, hot chocolate, hot tea-wonder if it will be Moroccan?

Hot coffee, anyone? I don't really do all those different types of coffee, so I'll leave it for you. Put in your order early if you want whipped cream, or milk, or any of those more expensive drinks. I'll stick around for various soups, and the assortment of teas. Gosh, that makes me thirsty, think I'll go make myself some hot tea and practice sipping in gulps.

Hey, good news. After all the verses that mentioned boiling water and liquids, I thought I might get tired and want something cold. Sura 78:25 came to the rescue. A fluid, dark, murky and intensely cold will be provided for us.
Is there anywhere CocaCola can't get into? Or maybe it's Pepsi. Wonder if they'll have a MacDonald's?


About that time in hell, remember what we call things is the reverse of what they do. Christians are unbelievers while they are believers. Kind of an opposite day. So I guess for them a place where Jesus is honored as the Son of God, the Intercessor for our sins, and the Lamb of God who takes away the Sin of the World, a place full of people who reject Mohammed's message, that would be considered hell. Not me. A place full of my brothers and sisters who cry "Holy, holy, holy is the Lamb of God," and who serve hot tea. That's great. It always makes me relax, so I can fall into a self-indulgant sleep. Nothing wrong with a little nap, especially when we have all eternity.

Another thought. Later on I came across a few verses that discuss our skin burning. I am a bit sensitive, having had one more sunburn than I cared to many years ago. (My skin is frequently very white, due to avoidance of sun.) The Lord brought to my remembrance the story of Daniel's friends back in the Bablyonian captivity. There they were, the three thrown into the middle of a hot furnace. Not only did their skins not get burned, but observers saw four people in there. One was like the appearance of the Son of Man. (See the book of Daniel.) So, wherever I am in eternity with my Savior, I'll be just fine. But what are you going to do if your less than sinless intercessor doesn't qualify?


Originally I left it here, but I worry for two reasons. A Christian reading this, might misconstrue my humor and think I should not accept that I would go to hell. My response is of course. I assume those reading it should know I am saying this tongue in cheek. Let me reassure all I do not believe that I would be under judgment, or end up in hell. I firmly believe the Lord Jesus has rescued me from that fate and assured me of my salvation. I have already stated an important difference to me between believing in Jesus and being Muslim is assurance of salvation. That implies deliverance from hell!
My concern for the Muslim is that he think I jest and do not take seriously enough the threat of hell. On the contrary, this is the very reason I write at all. Not that I am concerned for my fate, but for that of others. The reason to jest at all on this subject was that I did not want to end up in a children's sqabble-I'm right, no you're not, yes I am, .... And I did find interesting the subject of eating and drinking. I hope you did too. draft

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